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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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Where do we stand? Lady Silverhand looks around the room and says,

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well, that's everyone here. We're all following the actions that you have set forth.

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Well, you guys want to go get drunk?

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I mean, yeah.

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Yeah, that's a good call.

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Leosin, objective.

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Yawning Portal, join us for a drink.

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And I'm elbowing him a little bit.

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Fuck yeah.

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Is there anything that we can do for you in order to help you prepare?

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I should go see my folks.

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Well, it's been a while since you've been back there.

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Yeah, but I guess if not now, when?

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Leosin, I would love to go see my family too.

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I haven't been home to High Forest in years and I'd love to see my brothers

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and they probably, gosh, you know, I bet I have like a million nieces and nephews now.

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Yeah, it's been a long time since I've been back to Mithril Hall, so

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I guess in Thea's words, if not now, then when?

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In the morning it shall be done.

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I will send you to Mithril Hall, High Forest, and Silvery Moon.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. We're a D&D 5th edition actual play podcast

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and I'm your dungeon master Russ More and with me today is Amy More.

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I am here today and glad to be here. I play Thea Amastasia.

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And also with us, Carla Johnson.

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That is me. Mostly glad to be here because I love you guys,

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but I'm really sick so I'm going to complain the whole time.

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I play Nulara Moonbrook.

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And Tom Laird.

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I'm super glad to be here and feeling good and I play Flynn Firebeard.

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Guys, it's episode 70.

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That's a lot of episodes.

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We didn't even make any weird sex jokes last episode.

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What kind of missed opportunity is that?

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That's why Russ didn't tell us it was episode 69 exactly for this reason.

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I think we should probably make a bunch of weird, fun sex jokes right now

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and then Russ can just drop them into the episode.

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I mean, to be fair, I don't remember, but we probably did make some sex jokes.

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Just not like 69 specific ones.

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I don't think we did. It was a Winter Solstice episode.

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It was a wholesome episode.

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It was grants-centric. It was very different.

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Yeah, I know. Our characters weren't as dirty.

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Because they were all like dead and above that.

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You know? Sure.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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I guess it's just a missed opportunity, you know?

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Well, I guess there's always 169.

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Episode 429? That's so long.

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So many years from now.

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Oh, man.

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Russ is super optimistic right now.

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He's like, think about how.

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Oh, my God.

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It's seriously like years from now.

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Yeah. Like, you know, 52 episodes a year.

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We're at 70, so that's 122.

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The math is going to break him.

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174.

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He's just holding up two fingers.

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I don't know what he's going to make when he's counting with these two singular.

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It's going to be like eight years.

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Oh, is that all?

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Seven and a bit.

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Nothing. I'm going to be 40.

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All right. Well,

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if you want to see us in eight years, go over to Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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And there you can join our lovely community

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that will be lasting for for years and years.

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If you can hear this.

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No, your dollars at that point, though,

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are going to be going toward like geriatric care and like home care services.

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Some sort of Walker.

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Appliances.

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So, yeah, if you're listening to this in eight years,

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that's if you're listening to this in 2026

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and we're still putting out new episodes like tweet at us or something and say,

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you did it or like whatever exists then.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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True.

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Facebook, Discord server.

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Whatever. I don't know.

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That chip that's probably implanted.

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Yeah. Direct instant message into your brain.

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How far ahead do we think technology is going to be in eight years?

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There's going to be flying cars.

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There has to be flying cars because I thought there was going to be flying.

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I've been saying that since the 70s.

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Well, yeah, they're already way behind your flying cars.

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Yeah.

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So I guess, yeah, just tweet at us.

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OK, when you are a patron, you get an episode dedicated to you

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randomly here and there.

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All around the square.

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And today's episode is dedicated to Rachel Johnson.

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Yay, Rachel Johnson, that's the last name in the world.

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What a coincidence.

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Hey, by sheer volume of people who have that last name,

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it is seriously like one of the best, most popular names.

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There are lots of Johnsons within the Patreon community.

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There are so many Johnsons.

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All right, so that's all I got, I think.

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What day is it today?

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Well, it's Christmas Day.

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You, you, the employee.

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What day is it?

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What day is it?

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No, you know what day it is.

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And this is why, no, that's not true.

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That's next week.

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Oh, OK.

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I don't know what's happening.

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Me neither.

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I was just going to tee up to PodCon, but that's two weeks from now.

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I mean, we're going to be at PodCon in two weeks.

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That's pretty fun.

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Wow, you could not have sound less enthusiastic.

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I thought I had a good bit.

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Yeah, PodCon is going to be great.

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We're going to see Russ and Amy in person and it's going to be delightful.

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It's going to be really exciting.

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Get ready for hugs.

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Get ready for hugs.

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Oh, we're going to hug.

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I mean, I guess there'll be hugs.

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You're getting hugged, Russ.

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If someone gives me a fucking one arm hug back pat, I'm going to be mad.

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Oh, yeah, I know.

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That's not going to do.

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Full on.

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Full on.

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Hug like you mean it, people.

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Linger just a little too long.

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No such thing.

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It's just like, well, I mean, there is such thing.

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Like, if I were to caress the small of Tom's back, would that be weird?

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I'm on board for it.

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We're going to have matching, we're going to have matching shirts.

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Are you ready for like the hug and sway then?

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Oh, I love the hug and sway.

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Yeah, I love the hug and sway.

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What if I have like a like a response to.

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All right, well, if someone does that, I'm going to do this.

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Busting out the sway.

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Yeah, just got to bump it up a level every time, I guess.

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Every time.

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Fuck it.

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Let's play D&D.

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OK.

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No need to yell.

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Do you want to play a game?

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We criticize him for not showing any emotion.

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Then he does and we cut him right back down.

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Where he belongs.

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We're the worst.

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Sorry, Russ was playing.

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I just have to.

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You just started and I'm getting trapped right now.

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Russ and Addy were playing like a game with like Legos and stuff.

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And I'm listening.

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I'm packing in the bedroom.

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I'm listening to this very extreme like.

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They have plots in their subplots.

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It's the whole thing.

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Russ uses character voices.

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Anyway, apparently his character, I guess, kidnapped one of Addy's characters.

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She wanted him back and he's like, do you want to play a game?

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And there's just a pause and she's like, sure.

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Why wouldn't I?

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That's the whole idea here.

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I'm a child.

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I love games.

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Let's play the game.

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She was just like, yeah, OK.

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So she hasn't caught up on all the Saw movie.

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You know, we've only done Saw 1.

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Would you like to play D&D?

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Not anymore.

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I'm good.

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Over it.

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This is just random chat.

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Everybody went home.

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They all had a great time.

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Let's go die to a dragon.

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OK, can we just do that?

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I mean, if that was an option, I don't think we'd be 70 episodes into this.

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You had been sent to your respective homes.

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Sounds like we did something wrong.

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You've been sent home.

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Yeah.

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You know what?

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You guys, you weren't playing ball quite like they were looking for.

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So they're like, no, you just you just you just go home.

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Think about what you've done.

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We'll catch up with you later after the end of the world, obviously.

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Sure.

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Yeah.

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And you're doing that because you're going to go save the world.

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Or try to.

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Who got who got there first?

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You did.

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You got there first.

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I did.

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Are you sure?

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I mean, are you sure I didn't stop along the way and meander?

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No, you teleported.

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How could you?

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And we did a scene where you walked into Silvery Moon.

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So, I mean, that's where we'll pick up is you walking through the front gates of Silvery

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Moon, which is a large elven city within the the region of Faerun.

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Sure is.

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Yeah.

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So what does the do when she gets to Silvery Moon?

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Who's she there to see?

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She's there to see her parents because we did not leave on the best of terms.

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Frankly, I don't even think they had told her parents she was going

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as far as they knew.

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She was at the university and then she was not.

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I probably left a scrawled note.

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And what did the note say?

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Probably said, gone fishing.

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Be back in five.

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She pulled a real Grancis.

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The note said, this life isn't for me.

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I can't ever be what you want me to be.

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Something else that rhymes.

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With B.

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One day you'll see.

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Sincerely, the.

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Yeah.

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It was, I can't live up to your ridiculous expectations.

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I'd be better off anywhere but here.

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Sure.

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Not the nicest note.

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And mind you, she-

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Kind of a hurtful note.

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Well, when she left, she's still kind of like a teen.

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So how long have you been gone then?

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I think I've been gone for probably 50 years.

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You know, it's like that's like five Elven years.

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Yeah.

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No, that's that's fair.

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Okay.

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So where where are we going to find?

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I guess what's the are you are you heading right there or what's the

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what's the journey you take to get to your parents?

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First, I'm going to head to my favorite tavern.

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Stopping by the old haunts.

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The Oinkin' Sparkle.

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I love the name of this tavern.

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You get to the Oinkin' Sparkle and it's just as you had left it.

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The tavern keep Benson.

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He kept it a real pristine since the last time you were there.

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50 plus years ago.

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And you enter and it's it's kind of midday so there's not a huge amount of people there.

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Light lunch crowd in and you catch Benson helping a customer at the counter.

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We do the thing where we lock eyes like the door swings open.

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Here's the key and we lock eyes and it's like, ah, ah, yeah, and it's one of those.

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00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:53,840
See, it's been it's been so long.

261
00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:57,280
I told you not to call me Benny, but okay, we can we can deal with it.

262
00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:58,320
You love it, Benny.

263
00:11:58,320 --> 00:11:59,680
And I run over and give him a hug.

264
00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:04,560
He reciprocates the hug and the hug lingers just a little too long.

265
00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:08,160
I rub his lower back because it just feels right.

266
00:12:08,159 --> 00:12:09,360
And he just starts to sway.

267
00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:12,559
That's how you do it.

268
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He is into it.

269
00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:15,199
He's here for it.

270
00:12:15,199 --> 00:12:20,000
There's one of those like player pianos that starts going at that very moment in the

271
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background.

272
00:12:21,519 --> 00:12:22,480
Yeah, it's nice.

273
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:23,199
Quite sweet.

274
00:12:23,199 --> 00:12:27,919
You know, I spent a lot of my time growing up like pubs.

275
00:12:27,919 --> 00:12:33,839
Pubs in in at least Silvery Moon are more like British pubs.

276
00:12:33,839 --> 00:12:35,839
So like they're really public houses.

277
00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:38,240
There's no age limit.

278
00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:42,560
They just don't serve alcohol to children, you know, whatever.

279
00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:48,800
So I spent a lot of I've essentially grown up with Benny and I've like he's a guy

280
00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:54,000
I would always run to and talk to about how shitty my parents are and how, you know,

281
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,080
one of these days I'm going to get out of here and I'm going to make a name

282
00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:56,560
for myself.

283
00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:00,160
So have you made a name for yourself there last?

284
00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:03,200
You know, I think I think I might have.

285
00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,519
Benny, I think I might have.

286
00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:06,240
Good for you.

287
00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:06,799
Good for you.

288
00:13:06,799 --> 00:13:08,319
You know, you've been missed around here.

289
00:13:08,879 --> 00:13:10,240
I don't believe that.

290
00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:13,919
Well, you can believe what you will, but it's true.

291
00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:16,319
How's mom and pop?

292
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,399
They were quite torn up.

293
00:13:22,079 --> 00:13:24,240
See, you look super skeptical right now.

294
00:13:25,919 --> 00:13:26,720
Yeah, you do.

295
00:13:28,639 --> 00:13:33,759
They gave you a hard time there, but I think the time apart it does.

296
00:13:33,759 --> 00:13:35,919
It makes the heart grow fonder, so they say.

297
00:13:35,919 --> 00:13:41,039
But they've realized I think perhaps they were a little rough on you.

298
00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:46,240
Well, I hope you're right because I don't know.

299
00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:46,960
I don't know, Benny.

300
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:50,319
I guess I'm here to make amends.

301
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,559
You know, the end of the world might be coming.

302
00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:57,519
Yeah, I hear there's lots of things going on.

303
00:13:57,519 --> 00:13:58,240
Yeah.

304
00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:01,679
So you just keep, you know, pouring your drinks and

305
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,919
take care of that crying dog in the corner.

306
00:14:05,919 --> 00:14:07,679
I don't know why you let animals in here.

307
00:14:07,679 --> 00:14:09,600
Well, it's, I mean, it's kind of.

308
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:10,720
It's unsanitary, Ben.

309
00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:11,360
I get it.

310
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:12,000
I get it.

311
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,919
It's one of them shape shifting druids, though.

312
00:14:15,919 --> 00:14:20,159
You know, they, he came in here and forgot how to change back.

313
00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:20,799
Oh, God.

314
00:14:21,759 --> 00:14:24,480
Got real liquored up on the old Elven wine.

315
00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:28,799
Can I walk over to that person and help them change back?

316
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:30,159
Sure.

317
00:14:30,159 --> 00:14:30,879
Okay.

318
00:14:30,879 --> 00:14:33,360
I go over and I whisper into the dog's ear like,

319
00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:39,440
now all you gotta do is just really deep down want to be a human again inside.

320
00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:40,080
Go for it, buddy.

321
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:44,080
Dog kind of looks at you and cocks its head.

322
00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:44,960
I look back at Benny.

323
00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:46,800
I'm like, you motherfucker.

324
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,919
You're the sixth person I got this week.

325
00:14:55,279 --> 00:14:58,560
Benny, I missed you, but I should probably go see my folks.

326
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:02,480
Can I have one for one for a little bit of courage?

327
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:03,440
Little liquid courage.

328
00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:04,879
Yeah.

329
00:15:04,879 --> 00:15:05,840
Yeah, absolutely.

330
00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:06,879
He pours you one.

331
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,120
I drink three.

332
00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:10,480
Whatever you were expecting.

333
00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:10,980
Yeah.

334
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:13,840
Well, he knows my favorite.

335
00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:14,560
What is it, Benny?

336
00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:15,039
Do you remember?

337
00:15:16,399 --> 00:15:16,800
Yeah.

338
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:21,279
It's the periwinkle tiger's tail.

339
00:15:21,279 --> 00:15:22,240
Absolutely.

340
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:23,440
Sorry.

341
00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:26,560
Hashtag periwinkle tiger's tail.

342
00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:29,519
If someone could maybe like make a cocktail out of that,

343
00:15:29,519 --> 00:15:31,279
I'd love to know what you'd put in it.

344
00:15:31,279 --> 00:15:32,000
Yeah.

345
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,360
Maybe give a picture.

346
00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:35,120
I think that'd be great.

347
00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:41,200
Anyway, I drink my drink and I put way more gold down

348
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:46,799
than I should have because I have not paid for a drink at Benny's in many years.

349
00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:53,039
So I put many, many a gold down and leave before he can say anything else

350
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:55,200
because he totally tried to sneak it back in my pocket.

351
00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:56,080
That sneaky fuck.

352
00:15:56,720 --> 00:16:02,240
He had like turned to go, you know, quickly help somebody else

353
00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:04,320
and turns back and sees the money and says,

354
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,720
I think she still owes me 10 gold.

355
00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:14,080
So where do you head off to?

356
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:14,720
Probably right.

357
00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:24,720
Oh, well, I think I'm going to head home to the estate, I guess you could call it

358
00:16:25,519 --> 00:16:28,480
because they're not technically royalty, but they are like.

359
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:30,879
Upper class.

360
00:16:31,519 --> 00:16:33,600
Yes, they are an influential family.

361
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:36,320
So they're not like kings and queens.

362
00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:43,200
They're more like barons and duchesses that know that's a duke and a duchess.

363
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,399
Who is with a baron?

364
00:16:45,519 --> 00:16:46,000
A baroness.

365
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:46,560
Baroness.

366
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:48,080
Yeah.

367
00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:48,560
All right.

368
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:51,120
Well, they're more like that level of family.

369
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:52,399
So still very influential.

370
00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:58,240
And I go to the estate, but I don't go in the front door.

371
00:16:58,240 --> 00:16:58,959
Oh, no.

372
00:16:58,959 --> 00:17:05,440
I sneak in around back through the bricks that are strategically stacked together

373
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:10,319
that I unstack and then restack after I had through a hole in the brick wall.

374
00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:15,039
This is how I used to sneak in and out of the house when I was younger.

375
00:17:16,319 --> 00:17:21,920
And I scale up the side of the house and pop open the window.

376
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,320
It's loose as it's always been.

377
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:28,240
And I go into my childhood bedroom.

378
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:30,560
What do I see?

379
00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:31,039
Oh, my God.

380
00:17:31,039 --> 00:17:32,400
Did they convert it into a gym?

381
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,480
They converted it into a gym, didn't they?

382
00:17:35,279 --> 00:17:36,880
No, it's actually.

383
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:39,200
It's just a barren room with a sex swing in it now.

384
00:17:43,039 --> 00:17:43,600
Wrong room.

385
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:47,360
I get tangled in the pleather curtains.

386
00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:49,920
It's bad.

387
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:52,800
I mean, if that's what you want, that's what we'll leave it as.

388
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:57,680
But I was going to say they left it as you left it.

389
00:17:59,519 --> 00:18:07,279
Loses kind of its impact now that it's like a 50 shades of periwinkle up in there.

390
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:10,640
50 shades of periwinkle.

391
00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:12,400
That's what my half of the story is called.

392
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,759
And by half, I mean third.

393
00:18:14,319 --> 00:18:21,200
I walk around my room and, you know, when you see in the movie, someone

394
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,960
nostalgically walks through something, right?

395
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:28,640
They trail their finger along their stack of books and they pick up a teddy from my bed

396
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:31,440
and give it a little squeeze and just kind of look around.

397
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:37,200
And I'm filled with it's not like a happy it's not really nostalgia.

398
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:40,879
It's more like, wow, like I remember the feeling of just

399
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:44,800
not being able to wait to get out of this place.

400
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:52,560
As you're reminiscing on the good old days, not so great old days,

401
00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:59,280
you hear footsteps coming up the stairs to the floor that you are on.

402
00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:02,000
And you hear someone say, hello?

403
00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:07,280
New Laura.

404
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:08,320
Yes.

405
00:19:09,279 --> 00:19:11,679
You made it to High Forest.

406
00:19:11,679 --> 00:19:12,240
I did.

407
00:19:12,879 --> 00:19:18,799
And to your family's area, farm, compound.

408
00:19:18,799 --> 00:19:21,439
Compound is probably kind of the right word.

409
00:19:21,439 --> 00:19:22,480
Commune maybe?

410
00:19:23,679 --> 00:19:28,000
You saw your brother, Verez, and he called out.

411
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:34,480
And now your entire family, all your brothers, their spouses,

412
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:40,319
and a bunch of kids have all come running out to greet you.

413
00:19:41,599 --> 00:19:44,720
They're throwing questions at you like rapid fire.

414
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:45,680
Like, where have you gone?

415
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:46,319
Where have you been?

416
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:47,039
What have you seen?

417
00:19:47,039 --> 00:19:48,000
What's going on here?

418
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:48,960
Oh, my God.

419
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:59,279
Well, I think that I probably have written home somewhat.

420
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:05,119
Um, probably not a lot because I don't know.

421
00:20:05,119 --> 00:20:05,440
Sure.

422
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:08,960
New Laura's, you know, a loner.

423
00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:12,799
But I think she's like sort of kept in touch with them a little bit.

424
00:20:12,799 --> 00:20:17,680
So they've had kind of some idea what has been going on,

425
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:23,519
at least like the generalities that like they probably know who Thea and Flint are.

426
00:20:23,519 --> 00:20:26,480
Like I've like told them that I've been, you know,

427
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:30,559
traveling with these people and some of the things we've been doing.

428
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:34,640
I bet you wrote about riding a dinosaur.

429
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:35,920
I bet I did.

430
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:36,960
And it'll be that.

431
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:45,039
It'll be like riding the dinosaur and the hippogriff, the flying castle,

432
00:20:45,039 --> 00:20:46,559
but probably not really.

433
00:20:46,559 --> 00:20:55,120
Yeah, like only like the cool stuff, not the dangerous stuff.

434
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:56,320
That tells me what to do.

435
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:59,520
Yeah, I stabbed a friend of mine in the fucking heart.

436
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:00,560
That just happened.

437
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:03,440
So I definitely haven't written home about that yet

438
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:07,600
because I can't imagine the mail system is particularly great,

439
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:11,840
especially when the world's like collapsing right now.

440
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:15,520
But yeah, so I feel like they sort of know some stuff.

441
00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:20,400
We'll say probably the hippogriff is timeline wise,

442
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:24,880
the last one that you might have had time to actually get a note to them.

443
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:26,960
So that would have been a few months.

444
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:29,200
So yeah, that's cool.

445
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:33,280
Yeah, so it's very fun because of course,

446
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:38,080
so I have six brothers who all now have spouses.

447
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:46,240
One has a spouse that is a man, but the rest all have women's spouses.

448
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:51,040
So there's like a million kids around because they all have kids.

449
00:21:51,759 --> 00:21:56,720
So lots of like meeting kids and holding babies and like,

450
00:21:57,839 --> 00:21:59,440
it's just a lot of people, right?

451
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:01,839
You're shaking babies and kissing hands.

452
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:08,319
I'm on a real charm offensive with my own family.

453
00:22:09,039 --> 00:22:09,680
It's good.

454
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:14,399
Okay, well, yeah, so the big initial reintroduction goes down

455
00:22:15,759 --> 00:22:19,039
and then they disperse the kids to be like,

456
00:22:19,039 --> 00:22:24,240
okay, give her some space and they bring you into like the main house

457
00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:26,879
where you guys would usually have dinners.

458
00:22:26,879 --> 00:22:31,119
It's the only house big enough to house all of them at one given time.

459
00:22:32,079 --> 00:22:34,159
So they bring you in there and you sit down with,

460
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:41,279
let's say with all of your brothers as everybody else kind of goes off to

461
00:22:41,279 --> 00:22:44,559
get things together for a big meal that you guys are going to have.

462
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:47,599
So you're sitting down with your brothers here.

463
00:22:49,759 --> 00:22:50,639
How are you guys?

464
00:22:50,639 --> 00:22:51,599
How are things here?

465
00:22:51,599 --> 00:22:55,599
Have you, has it been dangerous?

466
00:22:55,599 --> 00:22:58,960
Have you seen, the world's pretty messed up out there.

467
00:22:59,519 --> 00:23:01,359
How have things been here?

468
00:23:04,639 --> 00:23:05,359
Yeah, yeah.

469
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:10,000
Johnzik, we'll say he's your oldest brother.

470
00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:12,879
He speaks up and he says,

471
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:22,880
yeah, no, we've been thankfully secluded from the bulk of what has been happening.

472
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:28,240
We travel in to town and the roads are more difficult,

473
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:36,880
but we've been careful enough to prevent people from finding out where our family is.

474
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:42,080
So yeah, we've been safe and we've been trying to be as safe as possible.

475
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,160
We don't break branches around here.

476
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:45,680
So, you know, we can be pretty sneaky.

477
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,360
Of course you don't break branches.

478
00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:49,840
Come on.

479
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,960
I would never accuse you of breaking branches.

480
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,600
Who would do such a thing, right?

481
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:57,360
Well, I know some folks.

482
00:23:59,360 --> 00:23:59,920
It's fair.

483
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:08,000
Thea and Flint, are they with you or are you guys coming through?

484
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:14,960
No, they've gone home for a quick visit as well.

485
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:23,680
Seems like things have maybe reached a head.

486
00:24:24,319 --> 00:24:24,960
Okay.

487
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,799
Things are going to happen soon.

488
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:28,000
Big, big things.

489
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:32,079
Maybe world changing things.

490
00:24:32,159 --> 00:24:38,319
So we all took a quick trip home to see the people we love before we

491
00:24:39,199 --> 00:24:43,599
go off and, you know, try to fight a dragon.

492
00:24:45,599 --> 00:24:46,240
Yeah.

493
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:49,039
Or stop a dragon from appearing.

494
00:24:49,839 --> 00:24:50,799
We'll see what happens.

495
00:24:51,839 --> 00:24:57,759
So you're a big part in what's happening?

496
00:24:57,759 --> 00:25:04,240
Well, I guess, you know, my friends and I are working with the groups that are trying to

497
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:08,879
stop the dragon from coming.

498
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:15,519
So I guess, I mean, I don't, you know, I don't, I'm just one person.

499
00:25:15,519 --> 00:25:19,599
So I'm not that important in the grand scheme of things, but

500
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:23,440
trying real hard to stop things from happening.

501
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:25,279
So, okay.

502
00:25:25,279 --> 00:25:27,519
So they're sending, sending everybody home then.

503
00:25:27,519 --> 00:25:28,019
Okay.

504
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:30,580
Okay.

505
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:36,320
You're, one of your younger brothers, because you're the youngest, right?

506
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:36,820
Yeah.

507
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:43,680
We'll say Rulin stands up and he's like, so hold on.

508
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:46,640
She, she gets to fight to save the end of the world,

509
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:51,200
but you won't let me go and join the rebels and do our part?

510
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:57,519
And John Zick kind of just says, not, not now, Rulin.

511
00:25:57,519 --> 00:25:58,480
We'll talk about this later.

512
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:00,480
Noir's back.

513
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:03,759
Let's all just have a, have a good meal and just talk about,

514
00:26:03,759 --> 00:26:05,360
talk about some good times right now.

515
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:06,480
Yeah.

516
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:09,840
I want to hear about what's been going on with you guys.

517
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:16,799
I mean, yeah, I got to ride some dinosaurs and okay, a dinosaur and, you know, flew

518
00:26:16,799 --> 00:26:21,359
in a flying castle and wrote a hippogriff and did some cool stuff.

519
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:23,039
But what have you guys been doing?

520
00:26:23,039 --> 00:26:24,000
I want to hear about it.

521
00:26:25,279 --> 00:26:30,079
Grun speaks up and he's like, well, I mean, it's been, it's been pretty much business

522
00:26:30,079 --> 00:26:34,639
as usual trying to, I guess not trying to, as you can see, we have a small army

523
00:26:34,639 --> 00:26:36,000
of our own here now.

524
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:44,879
And it's just, you know, we've, we've been trying to keep the family legacy going

525
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:46,240
after mom and dad died.

526
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:51,520
And then, you know, a few years later you left and we've just been trying to keep

527
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:59,200
things as normal as possible for the kids and keep everybody safe and safe and secluded

528
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:03,920
as best we can cut off from what might happen.

529
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:07,920
There's some, you know, attacks in the nearby towns and stuff.

530
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:13,440
So yeah, we've been trying to keep it as normal as possible for the kids really.

531
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:15,759
Normal sounds good.

532
00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:19,600
This was a, this was the best place to grow up and have a normal childhood.

533
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,680
So that's what I want.

534
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,680
That's what I want for all my nieces and nephews.

535
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,799
And hopefully, you know, we're going to stop this whole thing and it's going

536
00:27:26,799 --> 00:27:27,680
to be totally fine.

537
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:28,960
Absolutely.

538
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:31,279
You can just keep on having a lovely normal life.

539
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:33,600
That's, that's what we're all hoping for.

540
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:40,240
You, you see Rulin kind of slam down the drink he's having, like noticeably

541
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:43,599
slammed down, like he's a bit of a drama queen.

542
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:50,720
And then he kind of gets up in a huff and storms out of the main hut that you're in.

543
00:27:51,759 --> 00:27:53,039
Okay, I'm going to follow him.

544
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:57,680
John's looks at you and just kind of nods as you as you head off there.

545
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:02,559
You follow him out and he kind of goes off into the trees a little bit

546
00:28:03,599 --> 00:28:08,880
and ends up at a place where you two would go and hang out.

547
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:11,440
I don't know, what would you, what would you two do there and where did he go?

548
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:15,840
It's a giant rock and we would climb to the top of the giant rock

549
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:18,960
and we would try to jump off silently.

550
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:25,200
And it was like our skill test to see how like quiet we could be in the forest

551
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,120
because it's quite a big drop.

552
00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:30,000
And also, you know, we could just like chill out up there

553
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,720
and see if anyone was coming and have some privacy.

554
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:35,680
He goes up there and you see him kind of climb to the top of this rock

555
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:40,640
and he sits down and is looking out over the treetops that you can see there.

556
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:41,840
I'm going to climb up there too.

557
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:45,840
He turns and looks at you as you get to the top.

558
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:47,759
He's like, I heard you coming a while back.

559
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:49,920
Yeah, sure you did.

560
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:50,640
Sure you did.

561
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:56,400
I see that look on your face, a little surprised I snuck up on you.

562
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:58,560
Okay, so you got a little sneakier.

563
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,519
What's going on with you?

564
00:29:01,519 --> 00:29:02,559
Well, I don't know.

565
00:29:02,559 --> 00:29:07,839
It seems like there's a lot going on and we're just hiding in the trees.

566
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:14,319
Seems like there could be more that we could be doing.

567
00:29:15,519 --> 00:29:16,799
But you have a family.

568
00:29:16,799 --> 00:29:22,000
You want to leave your family to come fight evil wizards and dragons?

569
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:26,480
No, I don't want to leave my family to do that.

570
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:31,119
I want to make sure that they have a place to stay that's safe.

571
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:33,599
Well, that's what you're doing.

572
00:29:33,599 --> 00:29:35,920
There's value in what you're doing here.

573
00:29:36,639 --> 00:29:38,799
You're providing a good life for your family,

574
00:29:38,799 --> 00:29:41,279
for your kids, for your nieces and nephews.

575
00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:42,480
That's valuable.

576
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:47,359
And what happens if the people who are trying to stop these dragons and wizards

577
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:49,200
don't stop them?

578
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:50,879
Well, I don't know.

579
00:29:50,879 --> 00:29:53,680
You want the real answer or the nice answer?

580
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:55,519
I think we can be real with each other, no?

581
00:29:56,480 --> 00:30:02,879
Okay, well, if the bad guys win, you're going to be awfully happy to have had

582
00:30:02,879 --> 00:30:07,519
every moment of peace and happiness that you could cram in before, you know,

583
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:09,440
the end of the world.

584
00:30:11,839 --> 00:30:13,599
So it's pretty dire.

585
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:23,440
And you're closer to this than you're telling Johnzik and the others.

586
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:27,279
I'm pretty close to it.

587
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:32,080
My friends and I are pretty involved.

588
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:38,960
So how can I help?

589
00:30:41,039 --> 00:30:42,640
I think you are helping.

590
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:47,519
Like I said, you're providing a good home and a good happy life for our family.

591
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:56,960
And I guess maybe think about if things go bad, maybe things will be untouched here.

592
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:57,680
It's possible.

593
00:30:58,799 --> 00:31:03,519
And if that happens, then don't totally isolate yourselves from the world.

594
00:31:03,519 --> 00:31:06,720
If you can help people, you should help people.

595
00:31:07,759 --> 00:31:11,440
You know, don't risk the lives of our family.

596
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,200
But most people are good people.

597
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:17,359
So, you know, we don't need to be so isolated here.

598
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:18,960
Right.

599
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:22,559
Okay.

600
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:26,000
Feel better?

601
00:31:27,839 --> 00:31:30,720
I mean, I just told you the world might end, so probably not great.

602
00:31:31,279 --> 00:31:37,839
Good as one can feel when your sister who's trying to save the world

603
00:31:37,839 --> 00:31:41,119
tells you that if it goes bad, it's going to go real bad.

604
00:31:41,119 --> 00:31:43,119
Hey, we're really hoping it's not going to go bad.

605
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:45,279
I can tell you that.

606
00:31:45,279 --> 00:31:48,720
We got a lot of good people, a lot of real wicked,

607
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:51,359
magic, cool, strong people working on it.

608
00:31:51,359 --> 00:31:54,240
So, yeah, fingers crossed.

609
00:31:55,839 --> 00:31:56,879
I think we'll leave it there.

610
00:31:56,879 --> 00:31:58,639
You guys just looking out over the.

611
00:31:58,639 --> 00:31:59,119
No way, man.

612
00:31:59,119 --> 00:32:01,599
I jumped down so fucking silent.

613
00:32:01,599 --> 00:32:02,240
He's amazed.

614
00:32:03,119 --> 00:32:04,079
You just disappeared.

615
00:32:05,759 --> 00:32:10,000
I wish I had feather fall or something I could cast, but I don't.

616
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:15,759
Flint, you had gone to the secret door to Mithral Hall.

617
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:17,359
Yeah.

618
00:32:17,839 --> 00:32:24,319
You had made it into the under city, the main area of Mithral Hall,

619
00:32:24,319 --> 00:32:28,240
gone through all of the Mithral Hall is built.

620
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:34,720
It's all a series of interconnected tunnels and as a web of.

621
00:32:35,519 --> 00:32:39,920
Of ways that doors can get in and out, but it's also designed that way

622
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:44,799
to keep other people from getting out and having lived there for so many years.

623
00:32:44,799 --> 00:32:50,640
You are well-tuned to know where to go, even after having been gone for so long.

624
00:32:51,759 --> 00:32:54,880
You make it and you are overlooking under city.

625
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:58,799
What's Flint's first thought and first stop once he gets there?

626
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:03,200
What's Flint's first thought and first stop once he gets there?

627
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:10,319
First stop for Flint is the throne room wants to go pay his respects.

628
00:33:11,279 --> 00:33:14,480
You head to the throne room.

629
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:17,119
It's often away from the under city a little bit.

630
00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:26,000
It's a huge open cavern that is the entire walls of it are all intricately designed

631
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:34,640
and there's giant pillars carved into the walls and a giant throne at the far side of this room.

632
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:37,759
Is the king currently on the throne or is it empty?

633
00:33:37,759 --> 00:33:39,759
King is not there at the moment.

634
00:33:40,799 --> 00:33:45,839
Okay, Flint just kind of strolls in and has a bit of a look around

635
00:33:45,839 --> 00:33:48,960
and kind of looks longingly up at the throne,

636
00:33:49,759 --> 00:33:55,200
kind of does a little head bow and turns around and walks out.

637
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:59,200
You turn around and you make it back to the door.

638
00:34:00,319 --> 00:34:03,759
You see a dwarven male looking down at a book

639
00:34:03,759 --> 00:34:09,920
who kind of almost runs into you as you are exiting the throne room.

640
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:11,199
He kind of stumbles into you.

641
00:34:11,199 --> 00:34:12,639
Oh, oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

642
00:34:12,639 --> 00:34:14,320
Oh, no apology needed.

643
00:34:15,599 --> 00:34:18,000
He kind of looks at you for a second.

644
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:21,119
Is there anything I can help you with?

645
00:34:21,839 --> 00:34:26,079
I just thought if the king was around, I'd pay my respects,

646
00:34:26,079 --> 00:34:28,239
but obviously I see he's not here.

647
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:36,239
No, yeah, he's been called to help get the military ready.

648
00:34:37,599 --> 00:34:40,239
Big, big, big battles, big battles coming up.

649
00:34:41,759 --> 00:34:44,159
Yeah, yeah, I'm very aware.

650
00:34:44,159 --> 00:34:47,199
Yeah, yeah, obviously, obviously everybody's aware.

651
00:34:47,279 --> 00:34:57,279
Yeah, no, he might be back later tonight if you're around.

652
00:34:58,799 --> 00:34:59,679
You seem familiar.

653
00:34:59,679 --> 00:35:04,000
I don't know, I've seen you around here recently.

654
00:35:05,679 --> 00:35:09,439
Probably not, for a while here now, a couple years at least.

655
00:35:10,399 --> 00:35:12,159
Flint, Flint Firebeard.

656
00:35:13,119 --> 00:35:15,839
Firebeard, oh, Firebeard's boy.

657
00:35:18,159 --> 00:35:21,119
Yeah, yeah, no, of course, of course.

658
00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:23,039
He was a blacksmith, yeah?

659
00:35:23,839 --> 00:35:24,079
Yeah.

660
00:35:24,879 --> 00:35:28,399
Okay, yeah, well, it's good to see you.

661
00:35:30,639 --> 00:35:31,599
Are you going to be around long?

662
00:35:33,279 --> 00:35:34,639
Not really sure, to be honest.

663
00:35:34,639 --> 00:35:35,759
I think just a couple days.

664
00:35:36,879 --> 00:35:37,199
Of course.

665
00:35:37,199 --> 00:35:40,960
Kind of got some stuff percolating back with the old

666
00:35:42,079 --> 00:35:44,719
Tiamat possibly rising real soon.

667
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:46,799
So I don't think I'm going to be around too long.

668
00:35:47,199 --> 00:35:48,639
Yeah, no, of course, of course.

669
00:35:49,359 --> 00:35:54,000
Okay, well, I've got to get this book back here.

670
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,079
You know, library, late fees.

671
00:35:56,639 --> 00:35:58,079
Those late fees will kill you.

672
00:35:58,079 --> 00:35:58,319
Right.

673
00:35:58,319 --> 00:35:59,439
Death by a thousand cuts.

674
00:36:00,639 --> 00:36:01,519
That's if you're lucky.

675
00:36:03,679 --> 00:36:09,679
But yeah, say hello to your mother and make sure you give her a big hug for me.

676
00:36:10,319 --> 00:36:12,000
Yeah, sure, will do.

677
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,480
He hurries off in the other direction.

678
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:21,519
Yeah, I'll make my way kind of back towards the under city there and make my way back

679
00:36:21,519 --> 00:36:22,639
to my folks place.

680
00:36:25,199 --> 00:36:33,840
You make your way through and the under city, it's always busy, but it's exceptionally busy.

681
00:36:35,119 --> 00:36:42,320
Every every Smith shop, every person making armor or weaponry is working at full

682
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:43,600
tilt.

683
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:45,360
It's it's hot in there.

684
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:49,039
The furnaces are going at high heat nonstop.

685
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:54,720
And then the time you lived here, it was it was never this busy,

686
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:59,920
which is reflective of what you are currently going through.

687
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:07,039
You make your way down and around the the homes in the under city.

688
00:37:07,039 --> 00:37:10,720
It kind of goes down a spiral down to the bottom of the under city pit.

689
00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:15,120
And your your folks place is about two thirds of the way down.

690
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:21,520
And you you make it to the entrance to their house.

691
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:25,840
I do my patented cool guy knock on the door.

692
00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:33,760
There's a there's a bit of a wait at the door.

693
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:41,360
And after a moment, you hear footsteps shuffling as they get closer and nearer.

694
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:52,720
And the door unlatches and it opens up and you see your sister, Hilda, she looks at you square

695
00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:56,000
in the eyes and just her jaw drops.

696
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:59,840
She can't believe that she is seeing you.

697
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:04,640
Hey, hey, hey, sis.

698
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:07,600
Flint.

699
00:38:09,039 --> 00:38:14,559
And she jumps at you and gives you a big hug.

700
00:38:14,559 --> 00:38:21,200
And it's a it's a firm Firebeard embrace with a slight caress at the small of the back.

701
00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:25,600
Always worse from a sister than a barkeep.

702
00:38:28,079 --> 00:38:29,600
We thought the barkeep was awkward.

703
00:38:29,599 --> 00:38:31,599
It's how you know you're a Firebeard.

704
00:38:31,599 --> 00:38:36,239
You know, I kind of have the the wind knocked out of me and hug her back.

705
00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:38,960
And it's real nice to see you too there, sis.

706
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:39,679
Yeah. Yeah.

707
00:38:39,679 --> 00:38:41,119
No, it's it's been too long.

708
00:38:41,679 --> 00:38:42,480
It's been too long.

709
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:49,360
And she kind of get steps back and releases you from from the embrace.

710
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:52,719
And you see she's kind of she's a little bit misty eyed.

711
00:38:53,519 --> 00:38:55,119
And she says, come in, come in, come in.

712
00:38:55,679 --> 00:38:58,079
And she opens the door wider and lets you in.

713
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:01,199
I'm sorry.

714
00:39:01,199 --> 00:39:03,519
Sorry, we haven't we haven't cleaned up cleaned up here.

715
00:39:03,519 --> 00:39:10,960
And my mom's just in the in the back there.

716
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:16,000
Yeah, I guess you you wouldn't know.

717
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:16,719
Why would you know?

718
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:20,799
You've been gone a long time.

719
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,880
Yeah, it's it's been too long.

720
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:31,760
Well, there's there's no easy way to tell you this.

721
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:40,880
Dad, dad passed away a couple of weeks ago.

722
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:45,200
Oh, how?

723
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:48,320
He.

724
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,559
We don't we don't we don't know exactly.

725
00:39:50,559 --> 00:40:11,280
The doctor just said it was it was just old age and something something wrong with either his lungs or his heart or it's just something working, working in the for so long as as a black, you know, he's been working for hundreds of years and taking in.

726
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:11,760
Sure.

727
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:21,120
Taking in fumes and stuff and he it was just his just his time.

728
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:24,000
So it was it was quick.

729
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:24,800
He didn't suffer.

730
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:37,200
He was it was it was a while, but they were able to give him give him enough give him enough medicine that he didn't he didn't feel a lot of what was what was going on.

731
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:40,960
And and yeah, he went in his sleep one night.

732
00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:46,080
How was how's how's mom holding up?

733
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:49,360
She's she's not she's not great.

734
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:52,640
It's it's been tough.

735
00:40:52,640 --> 00:41:08,720
It's been tough on her and in me and it's been trying to trying to trying to get through as she kind of scurries around the room, cleaning up papers and mugs and tidying up as she's talking to you.

736
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:12,640
I I help her clean everything up.

737
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:21,920
You to put the room back into the best, much better repair than it was in previously.

738
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:24,800
And she says, Mom, Mom must be asleep.

739
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:30,640
But I should I should go I should go tell her you're here.

740
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:32,800
Are you staying long?

741
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:33,920
Are you are you back?

742
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:35,280
Are you what's?

743
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:38,160
Well, not back per se.

744
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:41,440
Just just for a visit for for a couple of days.

745
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:47,600
Why don't you let her sleep and I'll see what I can whip up in the kitchen.

746
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:50,480
We'll ever wake up to something good.

747
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:59,760
OK, OK, I might I might zip out and just run out and grab a few things if if you're OK here.

748
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:01,520
And I don't really want to surprise her.

749
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:02,720
I'll try and be as quick as I can.

750
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:05,920
She she went down for a quick nap.

751
00:42:06,639 --> 00:42:12,240
It's not too long before you got here, so I'll be right back though.

752
00:42:12,240 --> 00:42:13,680
OK, sure.

753
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:20,559
She quickly runs out, grabs her couple things, baskets and heads out,

754
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:22,559
closes the door behind her.

755
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:32,559
Flint ever so carefully tries to take out some some bowls and like a spice grinder

756
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:34,880
and various other things.

757
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:41,039
Flour mill, et cetera, and gets set up to make a sweet potato pie since it's his mom's favorite.

758
00:42:47,039 --> 00:42:48,559
Well, hello there, my friend.

759
00:42:48,559 --> 00:42:49,039
How are you?

760
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:52,000
It's me, your dungeon master, Russ More.

761
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:55,519
Thanks for joining us for episode 70 of Dumbgeons and Dragons.

762
00:42:55,519 --> 00:42:56,480
We're turning home.

763
00:42:57,200 --> 00:43:02,240
I just want to say, as the DM of this crew, I think everyone did a beautiful job with this

764
00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:05,600
and next episode, and we really hope you enjoy them, too.

765
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:10,960
It's been a super busy and fun week for us, though, and we're back in record ahead mode

766
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:15,520
as we're gearing up for PodCon, which is less than two weeks away at this point.

767
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:17,120
So that's super exciting.

768
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:20,320
There's going to be tons of awesome panels and shows that we'll be checking out.

769
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:24,960
We finally get to meet so many podcast friends who we've met and worked with

770
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:29,280
online over the last couple of years and now finally get to meet in person.

771
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:30,480
Yay!

772
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:34,400
And speaking of online podcast friends, you might have noticed,

773
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:37,360
if you were a part of our Facebook group or have us on Twitter,

774
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:42,800
that we have reworked our Facebook group, changed it up, as they say,

775
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:48,960
to now include a whole super group of actual play podcasts so that we can create a bigger

776
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:55,119
community to talk all about all of these great shows, conduct interviews of the DMs

777
00:43:55,279 --> 00:44:01,599
and cast members, and also have a bigger crew to talk about D&D and tabletop RPGs with.

778
00:44:01,599 --> 00:44:04,639
The new group is called the Reckless Play Guild,

779
00:44:04,639 --> 00:44:08,799
and it includes the End of Time and Other Bothers, the Lucky Die Podcast,

780
00:44:08,799 --> 00:44:10,639
and Dark Dice, and us.

781
00:44:11,199 --> 00:44:16,159
So the Dumjins that were already members of the previous Dumjins Only group

782
00:44:16,159 --> 00:44:19,920
are now part of this new group, and with all this rambling,

783
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:21,920
we just want you to be a part of it, too.

784
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:25,920
There are many other places you can find and interact with us here at D&D,

785
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:29,280
including on Patreon, Patreon.com slash Dumb Dragon Cast,

786
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:33,039
where you'll become part of the inner sanctum of the Dumb Dragon Cast,

787
00:44:33,039 --> 00:44:36,079
making the show better with each and every episode.

788
00:44:36,079 --> 00:44:40,159
At just that dollar per month, you'll have access to a ton of monthly bonus episodes,

789
00:44:40,159 --> 00:44:43,119
exclusive channels on our Discord server,

790
00:44:43,119 --> 00:44:49,760
as well we recently started releasing the Skype calls of us recording and playing the game.

791
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:54,160
Unedited, all the goofs, bathroom breaks, and dog farts that you can handle

792
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:56,560
are available to Patreon only.

793
00:44:56,560 --> 00:45:01,440
We don't take you to the bathroom, but we talk about other things

794
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:03,440
while somebody else goes and does that.

795
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:06,480
Again, that's Patreon.com slash Dumb Dragon Cast,

796
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:07,680
and we hope to see you over there.

797
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:11,520
The next episode will be out next Wednesday, January 16th.

798
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:14,640
So with that, let's get back to these lovely home episodes,

799
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:17,680
have a great week, we'll talk to you soon.

800
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:26,400
Do I recognize the voice that's coming in the hall?

801
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:29,440
It sounds like your mother.

802
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:43,840
Um, for a minute, via panics, like, like, like, she's not supposed to be in there.

803
00:45:44,559 --> 00:45:48,000
Um, but.

804
00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:51,200
Hello?

805
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:56,480
Uh, I, I open the door into the hall.

806
00:45:56,480 --> 00:46:01,360
The, the door opens and you see the woman who was coming up the stairs and she jumps,

807
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:04,880
like she's, didn't expect anyone to actually be up there,

808
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:08,640
thought it was just a thump of, you know, house settling.

809
00:46:09,199 --> 00:46:14,400
Um, thousand year old house is settled.

810
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:14,960
It's fine.

811
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:17,279
Those elves houses take a long time to settle.

812
00:46:17,279 --> 00:46:23,759
Long time, you know, um, and she looks at you and says, Oh, uh, Thea.

813
00:46:25,279 --> 00:46:25,759
Hi, mom.

814
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:30,079
What, when, what, what are you, what are you doing?

815
00:46:30,079 --> 00:46:30,960
What are you doing here?

816
00:46:33,599 --> 00:46:35,679
Just thought I'd stop in.

817
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:46,239
She, um, looks like she's struggling with how to feel right now.

818
00:46:49,839 --> 00:46:54,799
You see her kind of get like a stern face and she furrows her brow.

819
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:58,000
Like, yeah, go on.

820
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:03,759
And as you brace yourself for, you know, the lecture or reprimand that you think you're

821
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:14,080
going to get her face softens and she begins to cry and she rushes to you and gives you

822
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:16,160
a big hug.

823
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:19,040
Oh, he was not expecting this.

824
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:21,680
So she like, I don't know.

825
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:26,240
Like she, I don't think she's ever really felt warmth from her parents.

826
00:47:26,240 --> 00:47:31,520
I think she can probably count on one hand, the amount of hugs she actually had.

827
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:36,320
Um, and so she's a little taken aback and does like the little like,

828
00:47:37,199 --> 00:47:39,280
Oh, don't, don't cry, mom.

829
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:40,719
Pat, pat, pat on the back.

830
00:47:42,079 --> 00:47:45,280
It's just, it's just, it's just, you've been gone for, for so long.

831
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:49,759
And I mean, you never wrote to us to tell us where you were.

832
00:47:49,759 --> 00:47:54,880
And I mean, you wrote to master Carlisle and, and, and, and told him where you,

833
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:58,559
I mean, he told us, told us some of what you, you wrote.

834
00:47:58,559 --> 00:48:00,559
I don't know how much he told us, but.

835
00:48:01,519 --> 00:48:12,559
How can you, how, why did you leave and not tell us where you were going?

836
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:17,360
Well, I don't expect you to understand.

837
00:48:18,559 --> 00:48:19,679
I never fit in here.

838
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:22,559
I was never enough for you and dad.

839
00:48:22,559 --> 00:48:23,840
What are you talking about?

840
00:48:24,639 --> 00:48:27,759
Oh, don't, don't do that.

841
00:48:27,759 --> 00:48:29,039
You know what I'm talking about.

842
00:48:29,599 --> 00:48:31,280
Why did you ship me off to the university?

843
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:38,880
But I mean, you were wasn't a choice I made difficult to deal with you.

844
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:43,199
Well, I left because you and pop are difficult to deal with.

845
00:48:46,639 --> 00:48:48,559
Listen, I wanted to become my own person.

846
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:51,280
You two cast long shadows here.

847
00:48:53,759 --> 00:48:56,559
There's no way I could live up to the expectations you had.

848
00:48:56,559 --> 00:48:58,239
It wasn't what I wanted for my life.

849
00:48:59,039 --> 00:49:00,000
You didn't care.

850
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:00,880
You never listened.

851
00:49:01,519 --> 00:49:03,920
If I told you I was going, you would have told me not to.

852
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:06,079
Probably would have made sure that I couldn't.

853
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:09,199
I didn't tell you where I was, so you wouldn't come and get me.

854
00:49:12,239 --> 00:49:13,280
Yeah, you're right.

855
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:15,380
What?

856
00:49:17,039 --> 00:49:21,280
We didn't know how to deal with you.

857
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:23,599
You weren't.

858
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:30,480
I don't want to use the word normal, but you weren't.

859
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:31,940
What?

860
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:32,900
What?

861
00:49:33,119 --> 00:49:36,000
You weren't what the books said you were supposed to be.

862
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:36,559
I'm sorry.

863
00:49:36,559 --> 00:49:38,800
Did you make me from a cookbook?

864
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:42,960
Did you follow the recipe completely and yet I still turned out burnt?

865
00:49:45,119 --> 00:49:46,240
I mean, you were baked.

866
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:49,280
Often.

867
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:50,240
All the time.

868
00:49:50,240 --> 00:49:50,880
All the time.

869
00:49:51,519 --> 00:49:53,440
I could smell it on you from down the block.

870
00:49:54,240 --> 00:49:56,320
We shipped you off because we couldn't.

871
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:59,440
We just didn't have the understanding to deal with it.

872
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:00,720
And I'm sorry.

873
00:50:02,639 --> 00:50:03,519
We shouldn't have.

874
00:50:03,519 --> 00:50:06,159
We should have known more.

875
00:50:06,159 --> 00:50:08,159
We should have tried harder.

876
00:50:08,159 --> 00:50:10,240
We should have done better.

877
00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:12,720
And maybe you wouldn't have run off and done.

878
00:50:13,599 --> 00:50:14,960
I don't even know where you've been.

879
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:18,320
You shouldn't be sorry.

880
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:23,920
Everything that has happened to me has led me to where I am right now.

881
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:25,679
And it's a pretty important place.

882
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:30,000
You hear the front door to the house open.

883
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:31,599
Shit, is that dad?

884
00:50:31,599 --> 00:50:32,399
Similar.

885
00:50:32,399 --> 00:50:33,039
Don't tell me.

886
00:50:33,039 --> 00:50:33,519
Don't tell him.

887
00:50:33,519 --> 00:50:34,000
I'm here.

888
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:38,079
A very familiar footstep into the house.

889
00:50:38,079 --> 00:50:41,119
You hear from from down the steps, Mitzi!

890
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,199
Mitzi, where are you?

891
00:50:44,159 --> 00:50:45,359
Just a second.

892
00:50:45,359 --> 00:50:46,879
I'll be right down.

893
00:50:46,879 --> 00:50:48,399
What do you mean, don't tell him?

894
00:50:48,399 --> 00:50:48,879
No, sorry.

895
00:50:48,879 --> 00:50:52,719
That was just, you know, snap refLex.

896
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:55,120
There's someone here, dear.

897
00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:56,160
Are you all right?

898
00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:58,720
Should I call the police?

899
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:02,800
Knock twice if you're being attacked.

900
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:05,680
No, I'm fine.

901
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:07,680
This is weird.

902
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:08,720
Why doesn't he come up?

903
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:10,640
You know.

904
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:12,080
What if I were attacking you, Mom?

905
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:12,960
What the hell?

906
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:14,160
You know your father.

907
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:14,880
He's.

908
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:16,160
He's.

909
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:16,800
I don't know.

910
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:17,680
I don't know.

911
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:18,320
I don't know.

912
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:19,120
I don't know.

913
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:19,840
I don't know.

914
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:20,400
I don't know.

915
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:21,040
I don't know.

916
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:21,600
I don't know.

917
00:51:21,599 --> 00:51:23,920
He's he's difficult.

918
00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:26,559
You should chip him off to university.

919
00:51:26,559 --> 00:51:27,360
Did me wonders.

920
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:28,480
And I start down the stairs.

921
00:51:29,199 --> 00:51:29,679
Boom.

922
00:51:31,679 --> 00:51:32,960
Walked right into that one.

923
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:34,239
Dropping bombs.

924
00:51:37,519 --> 00:51:38,159
New Laura.

925
00:51:39,679 --> 00:51:41,119
Oh, he's had enough of me.

926
00:51:41,119 --> 00:51:42,079
And on the sass.

927
00:51:42,079 --> 00:51:42,579
I like it.

928
00:51:43,599 --> 00:51:49,199
So you have, I assume you've done a little bit of running around through the woods and

929
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:54,320
then head back to the to the to your compound?

930
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:55,840
Yeah, I think so.

931
00:51:55,840 --> 00:52:01,120
Like we kind of hang out and just like chill, like push each other a little bit.

932
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:05,440
You know, sibling stuff, especially because we were the closest, I think.

933
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:10,480
If we had a secret hiding spot together, we were obviously close.

934
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:15,440
And then, yeah, go back and kind of, you know,

935
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:19,280
help get ready for that nice big first meal.

936
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:25,519
I think normally all those families don't all eat together every day.

937
00:52:25,519 --> 00:52:31,599
They all have their own homes, but probably like once a week they do.

938
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:35,760
But since I'm there, it's a special occasion.

939
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:44,000
I think maybe what happens at dinner is that one of the brothers or maybe

940
00:52:44,079 --> 00:52:51,199
one of the older nieces and nephews has heard the words Decimator of Dragons.

941
00:52:52,159 --> 00:52:53,920
Have they heard the song, maybe?

942
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:56,719
And they, yeah, probably that makes sense.

943
00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:01,039
And they all think that's real fucking funny.

944
00:53:01,039 --> 00:53:06,159
Like they are not impressed at all.

945
00:53:07,199 --> 00:53:10,159
They're totally like just.

946
00:53:10,159 --> 00:53:13,039
Auntie New Laura, you think you're so cool, but you're not so cool.

947
00:53:13,119 --> 00:53:18,239
I mean, the kids probably think it's cool, but like my brothers and their wives and husband,

948
00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:22,960
like they're part, like they're just like, oh my God, like I'm their baby sister.

949
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:29,440
They think this is just like, so they're like ribbing me pretty hard about like

950
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:33,759
just being dumb, you know, like this is the Decimator of Dragons, want some more potatoes.

951
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:43,840
And I sort of hate it because I, of course, like want them to be proud of me,

952
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:50,000
but I obviously am like trying so hard not to react because the last thing you want to do

953
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:55,680
is like give your siblings the satisfaction of knowing that they're getting under your skin.

954
00:53:57,680 --> 00:53:59,280
I've only been back six hours, guys.

955
00:53:59,280 --> 00:53:59,780
Fuck.

956
00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:04,160
I will decimate these fucking potatoes.

957
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:05,040
Thank you very much.

958
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:07,600
Exactly.

959
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:11,519
So it's just kind of like, you know, I've come home, nothing's changed.

960
00:54:11,519 --> 00:54:15,600
They are totally like not really that impressed with me.

961
00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:18,080
Yeah, no, I like that.

962
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:22,640
I think probably after dinner, after everything's all cleaned up,

963
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:27,040
the nieces and nephews have been sent off to bed reluctantly.

964
00:54:27,039 --> 00:54:35,360
They go and you're sitting around, sitting around a fire with a couple of your brothers,

965
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:38,320
maybe John Zick and Belure.

966
00:54:39,599 --> 00:54:46,239
So Decimator of Dragons, I know we were kind of bugging you about that there, but

967
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:50,480
like, are you really decimating dragons?

968
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:58,000
Well, I mean, what am I going to say, you guys?

969
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,480
You're going to tell us everything.

970
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:02,079
She's not decimating dragons.

971
00:55:02,079 --> 00:55:08,960
No, no, we haven't done great against against a dragon.

972
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:15,920
If I'm going to be totally honest, we're really going to try to stop the rise of Tiamat.

973
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:20,800
But I mean, my friends and I have faced a few dragons.

974
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:25,840
Hasn't gone great.

975
00:55:27,519 --> 00:55:31,840
I mean, the one time we had dragons on our side, so that one was pretty good.

976
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:34,720
That sounds more helpful.

977
00:55:34,720 --> 00:55:39,200
Some pretty cool dragons that are like the good guys.

978
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:43,760
So that was terrifying, but impressive.

979
00:55:44,720 --> 00:55:52,800
But yeah, I mean, I don't know, we've done some good work, but let's say the songs maybe

980
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:57,280
was a little overblown when it comes to decimating dragons.

981
00:55:57,280 --> 00:56:04,480
But, you know, we've fought some big, awful nasty creatures and brains and jars

982
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:05,360
and the whole gamut.

983
00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:06,800
All right.

984
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:12,400
Well, as long as we know that, you know, you're not putting yourself in too much

985
00:56:12,559 --> 00:56:23,200
danger, then I guess we can get on board with this or lock you in the cellar again,

986
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:25,360
like we did when you were eight.

987
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:31,440
I mean, I can handle myself pretty well.

988
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:37,599
She says with confidence as she fucking makes her sword break into flame.

989
00:56:38,159 --> 00:56:42,880
Yeah, how far do they have to push you before you pull that thing out and you're like,

990
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:43,839
you want to go?

991
00:56:45,039 --> 00:56:46,799
You want to see what I can decimate?

992
00:56:47,759 --> 00:56:48,079
Hold on.

993
00:56:48,079 --> 00:56:51,759
Did everybody go back with like full armor and weapon regalia?

994
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:53,360
I did.

995
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:58,559
I mean, I assume probably just because like the world's a dangerous place right now.

996
00:56:58,559 --> 00:56:58,880
Sure.

997
00:56:58,880 --> 00:56:59,679
Gear on me.

998
00:56:59,679 --> 00:57:00,400
Yeah, that's cool.

999
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:02,400
You never know what your DM is going to throw at you.

1000
00:57:03,039 --> 00:57:03,360
Nothing.

1001
00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:11,920
So your brothers, they get up from the fire and say, well, are you around for tomorrow?

1002
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:12,160
Yeah.

1003
00:57:12,720 --> 00:57:13,200
Yeah.

1004
00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:13,519
Yeah.

1005
00:57:13,519 --> 00:57:14,400
I'll be here tomorrow.

1006
00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:15,039
You bet.

1007
00:57:15,039 --> 00:57:15,360
Okay.

1008
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:22,480
Well, we're going to head to bed and you got a room there still.

1009
00:57:23,599 --> 00:57:26,960
Make it yours and see you in the morning.

1010
00:57:27,599 --> 00:57:28,160
Okay, guys.

1011
00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:28,960
It's good to be home.

1012
00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:31,039
Good to have you back.

1013
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,360
They head off to bed.

1014
00:57:34,239 --> 00:57:34,960
You do the same.

1015
00:57:35,759 --> 00:57:36,320
You betcha.

1016
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:45,840
You climb into bed and as you begin to drift off, you hear a voice.

1017
00:57:48,559 --> 00:57:51,360
Well, this is a new place.

1018
00:57:53,119 --> 00:57:54,000
I think it's time.

1019
00:57:54,000 --> 00:58:02,320
Flint, you've been whipping up some deliciousness there.

1020
00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:04,159
Sweet potato pie, I believe is what you said.

1021
00:58:04,159 --> 00:58:05,280
You're damn right.

1022
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:07,280
Fargram's very own recipe.

1023
00:58:08,159 --> 00:58:08,880
Beautiful.

1024
00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:14,480
You managed to get most of it put together and into the oven and your sister,

1025
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:20,639
Helge, she comes back through the door, rushed full basket full of some groceries

1026
00:58:20,639 --> 00:58:24,400
and other things for the house and she looks at you and looks around.

1027
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:26,319
She's not awake yet.

1028
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:28,639
I don't know.

1029
00:58:28,639 --> 00:58:30,319
I haven't heard a peep.

1030
00:58:30,319 --> 00:58:30,819
Okay.

1031
00:58:31,279 --> 00:58:33,119
Well, thank you.

1032
00:58:33,119 --> 00:58:34,639
Thank you for being here.

1033
00:58:34,639 --> 00:58:35,920
Smells delicious.

1034
00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:43,119
Is that the delicious sweet potato pie that we haven't had in so long?

1035
00:58:44,159 --> 00:58:48,559
Yeah, it was dad's favorite one to make, so I figured it was fitting.

1036
00:58:49,519 --> 00:58:50,079
Okay.

1037
00:58:50,079 --> 00:58:52,799
Well, I'm sure mom's going to love it.

1038
00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:54,480
She begins putting some...

1039
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:57,840
The orbs don't really have flowers.

1040
00:58:57,840 --> 00:59:03,759
She begins putting some dried shrubbery out around the house.

1041
00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:05,920
I don't know, it's underground.

1042
00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:08,480
There's no sign why you don't put live flowers down there.

1043
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:18,079
You hear the door open to your mom's bedroom and she is in her robe.

1044
00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:23,440
And steps out into the main room and just kind of looking down at something

1045
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:25,599
and she says, Helge, what are you making?

1046
00:59:25,599 --> 00:59:26,719
It smells delicious.

1047
00:59:27,519 --> 00:59:32,880
And she looks up and sees you and immediately starts crying.

1048
00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:39,279
I dust the flower and things off my hands and I rush forward

1049
00:59:39,279 --> 00:59:41,759
and give her a big old fire beard style hug.

1050
00:59:43,039 --> 00:59:46,960
You give her the biggest hug and you feel her

1051
00:59:47,039 --> 00:59:52,800
and she feels like she's kind of gotten thinner over the last little while.

1052
00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:56,400
At least since the last time you saw her,

1053
00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:58,400
whenever that was, quite a while ago.

1054
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:02,720
But you can tell that the grief she's been going through

1055
01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:05,440
might be taking a toll on her own health.

1056
01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:10,960
And she's sobbing in your arms.

1057
01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:15,280
I just hold her.

1058
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:20,960
A good moment goes by.

1059
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:26,320
She collects herself and steps back and says,

1060
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:30,800
Flint, it's good to see you.

1061
01:00:33,519 --> 01:00:38,320
I assume Helge has mentioned the news.

1062
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:39,760
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1063
01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:41,360
Helge filled me in.

1064
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:45,519
Sorry, it's not better circumstances, mom.

1065
01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:49,440
I only wish it was a few weeks,

1066
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:52,239
but I know you guys didn't really get along very well.

1067
01:00:54,880 --> 01:00:58,559
But he would have loved to have seen you.

1068
01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:02,480
Yeah, I mean, yeah, we didn't.

1069
01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:06,480
We weren't the closest when I was younger,

1070
01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:11,519
but yeah, it's a shame I never got to say goodbye.

1071
01:01:13,679 --> 01:01:14,179
It is.

1072
01:01:15,519 --> 01:01:21,280
How long are you here for?

1073
01:01:24,079 --> 01:01:25,280
Just a couple days, I think.

1074
01:01:27,679 --> 01:01:34,159
Well, it looks wonderful in here.

1075
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:41,360
Thank you for tidying up to you and Helge.

1076
01:01:42,639 --> 01:01:44,239
Well, I mean, I did most of the work,

1077
01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:47,600
but I say with a smile.

1078
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:54,080
She chuckles and says,

1079
01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:59,520
Come sit down. Tell me where you've been

1080
01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:01,120
and what you've been doing.

1081
01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:02,800
I mean, the last we saw you,

1082
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:08,160
you joined some military group or something

1083
01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:12,720
going off to fight battles bigger than yourself.

1084
01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:15,520
What are you doing now?

1085
01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:17,440
What brings you home?

1086
01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:24,880
Yeah, it wasn't long for the mercenary outfit

1087
01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:25,520
that I joined.

1088
01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:28,000
It kind of changed hands a couple times,

1089
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:31,200
and well, it wasn't really what I'd originally signed up for.

1090
01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:35,040
So I paid my way out with the savings that I'd had,

1091
01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:40,400
and I'm adventuring with a couple real good friends of mine right now.

1092
01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:44,559
I got an elf and a human that I'm hanging around with.

1093
01:02:44,559 --> 01:02:49,280
You would hang out with an elf and a human, wouldn't you?

1094
01:02:50,079 --> 01:02:52,880
Well, you know, I always had a soft spot for elves.

1095
01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:55,519
Yes, yes, you did.

1096
01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:58,960
I always wanted to be an elf swinging in a tree.

1097
01:03:00,639 --> 01:03:01,119
Hammocks.

1098
01:03:01,119 --> 01:03:02,960
You know, the thing about hammocks, too.

1099
01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:06,480
I love hammocks, but they're just not made for dwarfs.

1100
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:08,800
I tried to tell you.

1101
01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:13,039
I mean, we even installed them and you had such a hard time with it,

1102
01:03:13,039 --> 01:03:15,200
but you're like, no, no, we'll get it.

1103
01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:17,280
Well, I thought I would learn,

1104
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:20,240
but it's a lot trickier than it appeared.

1105
01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:24,080
Yeah, you just need to have an extra three feet on your legs

1106
01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:25,840
and away you go.

1107
01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:28,800
I mean, that would look really weird if I had legs that were

1108
01:03:29,519 --> 01:03:31,920
an extra three feet long, but I hear you.

1109
01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:32,720
Yeah, I hear you.

1110
01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:37,039
Well, you're being safe then,

1111
01:03:37,039 --> 01:03:38,960
and you're surrounding yourself with good people.

1112
01:03:40,239 --> 01:03:40,719
Oh, yeah.

1113
01:03:41,840 --> 01:03:43,519
Yeah, they're the best.

1114
01:03:44,079 --> 01:03:44,320
Good.

1115
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:48,719
Even that goblin we had with us for a while was pretty great.

1116
01:03:48,719 --> 01:03:49,279
Goblin?

1117
01:03:51,039 --> 01:03:52,000
What is happening?

1118
01:03:53,039 --> 01:03:56,079
Hey, you'll take any sort of help you can get when you're out there.

1119
01:03:58,159 --> 01:03:59,440
I suppose.

1120
01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:02,639
I wouldn't know, but I'll take your word for it.

1121
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:06,719
I better go grab that pie before it starts burning.

1122
01:04:07,679 --> 01:04:12,320
You pull it out of the oven and get everybody seated down at the table

1123
01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:18,320
and you all sit around for a lovely meal, the three of you.

1124
01:04:37,679 --> 01:04:40,079
Okay, so previously.

1125
01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:43,360
On Dumbgeons and Dragons.

1126
01:04:45,759 --> 01:04:47,039
Thanks for the clean edit there.

1127
01:04:47,039 --> 01:04:50,000
I'll just plunk that into the current one.

1128
01:04:53,360 --> 01:04:54,480
I think he's being sincere.

1129
01:04:54,480 --> 01:04:54,880
Dig at me?

1130
01:04:54,880 --> 01:04:55,679
I don't know.

1131
01:04:55,679 --> 01:04:57,119
Yeah, I'm not sure.

1132
01:04:57,119 --> 01:04:58,480
What are you making that face?

1133
01:04:58,480 --> 01:04:59,440
Is this a dig at me?

1134
01:05:00,239 --> 01:05:01,440
Are you taking a dig at me?

1135
01:05:03,440 --> 01:05:06,159
He just stares at him for like 30 seconds.

1136
01:05:07,599 --> 01:05:08,719
Thanks for the clean edit.

1137
01:05:14,079 --> 01:05:17,599
Dead eyes, just dead eyes looking at me like.

1138
01:05:18,960 --> 01:05:20,159
I was being helpful.

1139
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:23,360
I don't know how I'm going to edit this.

1140
01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:24,800
You're not.

1141
01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:25,840
You're going to do a release.

1142
01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:29,920
Nope, that's not what's going to happen.

1143
01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:31,920
That's how I plan on speaking for the rest of the time.

1144
01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:32,800
So previously.

1145
01:05:33,760 --> 01:05:34,240
Sounds right.

1146
01:05:34,240 --> 01:05:38,160
Hashtag, hashtag, periwinkerstigertail, please.

1147
01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:47,760
Amy's almost threw a periwinkle tiger's tail in real life, so.

1148
01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:49,120
A little pet behind the curtain.

1149
01:05:49,120 --> 01:05:54,000
Amy immediately looked at her three quarter empty bottle of alcohol.

1150
01:05:55,440 --> 01:05:58,320
It's my first three quarter empty alcohol bottle.

1151
01:05:58,880 --> 01:06:00,000
Pick up a teddy.

1152
01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:04,800
Shut up.

1153
01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:05,600
Might be dying.

1154
01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:09,039
Uh, you saw your brother.

1155
01:06:10,240 --> 01:06:11,039
Fabrier?

1156
01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:13,120
Fabries?

1157
01:06:13,120 --> 01:06:13,680
Fabries.

1158
01:06:14,640 --> 01:06:15,200
Fabres.

1159
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:16,400
Varez.

1160
01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:16,880
Varez.

1161
01:06:16,880 --> 01:06:17,840
Varez.

1162
01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:18,640
Sorry, yep.

1163
01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:21,680
Me save.

1164
01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:25,039
Go and fight with these, with these.

1165
01:06:26,480 --> 01:06:27,519
What's the word I'm looking for?

1166
01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:29,600
Rebels?

1167
01:06:29,600 --> 01:06:30,000
Rebels.

1168
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:31,680
Heroes, Russ, we're heroes.

1169
01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:34,960
Cavaliers.

1170
01:06:34,960 --> 01:06:35,760
Right, yeah.

1171
01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:39,840
Dad left or died.

1172
01:06:39,840 --> 01:06:40,400
Not left.

1173
01:06:41,039 --> 01:06:42,160
Didn't go anywhere.

1174
01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:42,880
They just left.

1175
01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:44,000
They were like there's too many of you.

1176
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:44,320
Fuck it.

1177
01:06:44,320 --> 01:06:45,680
They went to a farm where they get to run.

1178
01:06:45,680 --> 01:06:46,960
They went to a farm?

1179
01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:48,000
Not this farm though.

1180
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:48,880
They went to a different farm.

1181
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:49,760
A different farm.

1182
01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:51,280
Just for the parents.

1183
01:06:51,280 --> 01:06:53,680
Jumps at you and gives you a big hug.

1184
01:06:54,240 --> 01:06:57,680
Which knocks you down into the undercity and you're falling down.

1185
01:06:57,680 --> 01:06:58,720
We fall to our death, yep.

1186
01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:01,460
Hello.

1187
01:07:03,760 --> 01:07:06,160
Ghost mom.

1188
01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:08,000
I've been drinking early apparently.

1189
01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:09,200
Hello.

1190
01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:13,039
She's very chill if she thinks it's a burglar.

1191
01:07:13,600 --> 01:07:16,160
Master, what's the dude's name?

1192
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:17,360
Splinter?

1193
01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:21,280
No, not Benzene, Master Splinter.

1194
01:07:21,280 --> 01:07:23,039
No, you're a university guy.

1195
01:07:23,039 --> 01:07:23,440
Yeah, I know.

1196
01:07:23,440 --> 01:07:26,400
I was trying to subtly get it in there.

1197
01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:27,760
I was trying to like.

1198
01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:29,360
You were trying to inception me.

1199
01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:29,840
Sort of.

1200
01:07:30,640 --> 01:07:33,360
Like you was trying to subliminally make it Splinter.

1201
01:07:34,320 --> 01:07:35,519
What are your parents' names?

1202
01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:44,160
Oh, they're like stupid rich people names like Mitzi.

1203
01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:50,640
Apologies to any Mitzi's who might be listening.

1204
01:07:50,640 --> 01:07:52,640
Yeah, apologies to you Mitzi.

1205
01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:53,360
Sorry.

1206
01:07:53,360 --> 01:07:54,480
I'm sure you're lovely.

1207
01:07:54,480 --> 01:07:56,640
I'm sure you're not a stupid rich person.

1208
01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:59,200
It's just the first rich person name that came to my head.

1209
01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:02,160
And Farnsworth.

1210
01:08:03,760 --> 01:08:08,400
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